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Find yourseIf and be that
Freezing in the voIcano
Stop being a China product
Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray….but it’s there.
Food, Water, SIeep, Love
Do what is “Right”, not what is “Easy”.
Nothing is possibIe …WorId itseIf say I m possibIe.
Good girIs are bad girIs, who never get caught.
Be what you want to be, not what other wants to see.
It aIways seems impossibIe untiI it’s done.
It’s good to be aIive.
You can’t burn me
Life is short, So use whatsapp
Find yourseIf and be that

Freezing in the voIcano

Stop being a China product

Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray….but it’s there.

Food, Water, SIeep, Love

Do what is “Right”, not what is “Easy”.

Nothing is possibIe …WorId itseIf say I m possibIe.

Good girIs are bad girIs, who never get caught.

Be what you want to be, not what other wants to see.

It aIways seems impossibIe untiI it’s done.

It’s good to be aIive.

You can’t burn me

Life is short, So use whatsapp

We become what we think about.

I didn’t change, I just woke up.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

Burning in the ocean.

Don’t steaI, the government hates competition.

Weird is a side effect of awesome.

SiIence is better than Iies.

Try what you think you can be abIe to do

I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

Food, Water, Sleep, Love

All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.

Nothing is possible …World itself say I m possible.

Hey,you are reading my status again??

Don’t steal, the government hates competition.

Silence is better than lies.

Freezing in the volcano

Do it today or regret TOMORROW.

Think twice before you speak, you’d be able to say something more Insulting.

)Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status

Think twice before you speak, you’d be able to say something more Insulting.

Having one child makes you a parent, having two makes you a referee.

If “Plan A” didn’t work. Don’t worry; the alphabet has 28 more letters.

If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass

Burning in the ocean.

Good girls are bad girls, who never get caught.

I didn’t change, I just woke up.

They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who’s in a hurry?

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.

Be what you want to be, not what other wants to see.

I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.

Do what is “Right”, not what is “Easy”.

If you are player then I’m the GAME.

You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.

You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.

Nothing is possible …World itself say I m possible.

You can do anything, but not everything.

Nobody is perfect, but I’m nobody.

Sometimes you just need some space, to fart.

At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.

All girls are my sisters except you.

You have eyes my dear but you cannot see.

Before you judge me, Make sure that you’re perfect.

I Was Born CooI, GIobaI Warming Made Me Hot.

I’m not Batman, I’m from Batman.

I’m not arguing, I’m simpIy expIaining why I’m right.

Accept who you are. UnIess you’re a seriaI kiIIer.

I’m not perfect, I am originaI.

If “PIan A” didn’t work. Don’t worry; the aIphabet has 28 more Ietters.

AII girIs are my sisters except you.

I am onIy responsibIe for what I say, not for what you understand.

Before you judge me, Make sure that you’re perfect.

If opportunity doesn’t knock, buiId a door.

Sometimes you just need some space, to fart.

Having one chiId makes you a parent, having two makes you a referee.

The onIy thing I gained so far in 2017 is weight.

You can do anything, but not everything.

AII my Iife I thought air was free, untiI I bought a bag of chips.

At Ieast mosquitoes are attracted to me.

I had a horribIy busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

You’re beautifuI untiI your Photoshop 30 day triaI has gone.

You can disturb me….I’m available. ??

I never make the same mistake twice. Three, four times maybe. But never twice.

Nobody is perfect, but I’m nobody.

They say that aIcohoI kiIIs sIowIy. So what? Who’s in a hurry?

I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.

I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.’

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

Life is short, So use whatsapp

You can’t burn me

If girls could read minds..Every second a man would get slapped.

It’s good to be alive.

We become what we think about. (

The only thing I gained so far in 2017 is weight.

life is short…smile while you still have teeth.

If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.

I’m not perfect, I am original.

Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.

Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.

They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who’s in a hurry?

All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

Borrow money from a pessimist- – he doesn’t expect it back.

I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

I’m not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I’m right.

Before you judge me, Make sure that you’re perfect.

I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

LOVING MIGHT BE A MISTAKE, BUT IT’S WORTHS MAKING.

War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.

You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.

I never make the same mistake twice. Three, four times maybe. But never twice.

I’ll never forget the first time I saw you.

Weird is a side effect of awesome.

Silence is better than lies.

Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish

Don’t steal, the government hates competition.

If girls could read minds..Every second a man would get slapped.

When in doubt, mumble.

I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.

Try what you think you can be able to do

In today’s world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!

Everybody is so happy….I hate that.

“Hi”, is a short, simple word but it’s how love starts.

I Was Born Cool, Global Warming Made Me Hot.

If you hurt my best friend, I will make your death look like an accident.

If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.

All girls are my sisters except you.

When i met you i found life.

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.

Work for cause not applause

Born to express, not to impress

Silent people have the loudest minds

If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass

If you can’t convince them, Confuse them

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

Mistakes are proof that you are trying.

Success is falling 9 times and getting up 10.

If I know what love is, it is because of you!!

It’s good to be alive.

Sometimes you succeed…. and other times you learn.

I need Google in my brain.

Without ME, it’s just AWESO.

You can do anything, but not everything.

Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you don’t care, than to admit it’s killing you.

You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.

Life is like photography, You use the negatives to develop.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.

War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.

we live in the era of smart people and stupid people.

Life is like photography, You use the negatives to develop.

When i was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition”

Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you don’t care, than to admit it’s killing you.

If you fall. I’ll be there.

The quality of your life is the quality of your relationships

I m not special, I am just a LIMITED EDITION.

Don’t tell people your dreams, SHOW THEM!

Keep Smiling & One day Life will tired of upsetting you ??

typing….

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED ??

I just want to die young as late as possible.

Borrow money from a pessimist- – he doesn’t expect it back.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.

Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.

I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.

Virginity can be cured.

It’s the little things you do that mean the most to me.

You fall in love, you get hurt. That’s life.

Life is Short – Chat Fast!

My life can be measured in hours

I broke up with my gym. We were just not working out.

Love me or hate me I’m still gonna shine.

Sometimes you have to lose the battle to win the war.

I’d far rather be happy than right.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

It costs $0.00 to be a decent person.

Deal with your problems before they deal with your happiness.

I don’t insult people , I just describe them.

A party without cake is just a meeting.

Don’t be voilent be silent and show your talent..

No guts, no glory, no brain, same story

forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

Hi-ho, hi-ho, it’s hand grenades I throw.

I got less but i got best!

I’d far rather be happy than right.

How do you occupy an idiot? Press down – Press up…Press Down…!

I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

The person who hates you, loves you the most..

So many assume. So few know.
Be you !!! The world will adjust.
regular naps prevent old age.. expecially if u take them while driving.

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.

Life is a game, let’s make a high score.

A ring is round & has no end, that’s how long I’ll be your friend.

If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

I’m not tense, jst terribly, terribly alert.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I am always satisfied with the best.

We repair what your husband fixed.

Comparison is the thief of joy.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter.

If you cannot change your mind, you are sure you have one.

Loyal females DESERVE the best. Remember that ?

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

I say this; I say that, what the hell you want to listen from me?

Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.

Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.

If you want to be rude then you should become a celebrity.

Real men stay dedicated to only one girl!

£ive life to €xpress and not to Impress…!

A smiling face always has a painful heart.

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.

Loving you is like breathing How can I stop?

Love whatsapp status listed are best in class. Lovely collection of love status!

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbours are not.

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.

Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it last.

Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.

An Eye with Dust ‘n A Heart with Trust Always Cries

The best feeling is when you look at the one you love and they’re already looking at you.

My girlfriend always laughs during sex . . . no matter what she’s reading!

You’re the reason behind my smile.

I’m crazy but original you try to be me and you fail..

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

There are million things in the world I want, but all I need is you.

To the world you maybe but one, but to one you might be the world.

Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Love is when you tell a guy you love his shirt, then he wears it everyday.

Nobody is worth your tears, and the one who is worth won’t make you cry.

If I’m wired with you. I like you.

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

I am someone else when I’m with you, someone more like myself.

Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.

Love doesn’t make the world go round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Love: Two minds without a single thought.

Love: The triumph of imagination over intelligence.

I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.

LOVE looks not with the eyes,but with THE SOUL

My heart is stolen…can I check your bra?

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be.If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.

Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.

If love was easy, there would be almost no music.

Marriage is a fine institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

I’m totally a cheap date; I don’t pay for anything.

I’m a great lover, I’ll bet.

Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can help you look for it quicker, in a convertible.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy!

Relationships are a lot like algebra… Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

If I were Nike and you were Mcdonald, I would be doing it and you would be loving it!

You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.

She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.

I love you. 1 second to say. 2 minutes to explain and a lifetime to prove it.

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, & suffering.

A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex?

His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number ??

Love is not what you can receive,it’s all about what you can give.

I Know I’m Not Perfect,But There Is No Defect In My Love

Coffee, chocolate, men… some things are just better rich.

I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.

Your LOVE and My EFFORT together will conquer the WORLD.

LOVE THE ONE WHO MAKES UR WORLD BEAUTIFUL

Don’t TRUST too much , don’t LOVE too much , don’t CARE too much because that ‘ TOO MUCH ‘ will HURT you so much !

If you realize that you spend nice moments beside someone, that means that your heart loves that person.

Falling in love is like the rain … It’s unpredictable

Don’t cheat. If you’re not happy just leave.

When I said .. I love you .. I meant it.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

Beautiful face, Beautiful body, Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.

She’s so fake. If you look behind her neck, I bet it says “Made in China”.

I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.

Food, Water, Sleep, Love, Whatsapp, Repeat it.

My mother always said don’t marry for money, divorce for money.

I started believing in LOVE wen u said 4 the 1st time tat LOVE is BEAUTIFUL THING

The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.

Our days are happier when we give people bit of our heart rather than piece of our mind

Where there is great love, there are always wishes.

Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it’s the moments that take your breath away…

Friendship is not a big thing …. it’s a million little things.

I Avoided Many Things Only For U In My Life..Don’t Ever Make Me Feel For Why I Left All That.

I will be yours, you will be mine and together we will be one love.

When You Are Crying.!! Think About Her And You Smile..

Wanna Hug Yuh soo tight…That even air couldn’t fill the space between us

Love is like a fart, If you have to force it, It’s probably a crap.

A good friend will help you move, a best friend will help you move a dead body.

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

I’m totally a cheap date; I don’t pay for anything.

If life really does flash before your eyes, I only want to see pictures of you and me

2 Things can change a women’s mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.

If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.

If you love me raise your hand & you don’t then raise your standard.

I cant be your first love but i promised to be your last love.

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

The two hardest things to say in life are hello for the first time and goodbye for the last.

Love is master key that is capable of opening a gate of happiness.

my worst enemy is my heart because it is mine,but beats for you only

The beauty of a woman is seen within her eyes because it’s the doorway to her heart where her love resides.

I have a bad habit of reading a text and forgetting to reply.

Even when someone breaks it to you gently, it’s still possible to be crushed.

Girl’s eyes are faster than GOOGLE in searching handsome guy but girl’s heart is slower than a turtle in forgetting a boy that she loved.

A single rose can be my garden… a single friend, my world.

We realise the value of life increases only after it is lost.

I Love U Dear With Every Beat Of My Heart.

The TRUTH hurts only once but a LIE hurts every time you remember it!

Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it lasts.

Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist ??

Of course it’s possible to love a human being if you don’t know them too well.

I kept my heart strong like Iron but, I didn’t know that your heart is a magnet

Love your Love So Much, That you don’t have to ask.. “WITH WHOM YOU WERE?”


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